Hey Gisele, your peace sign is pretty funny… Considering your security guards shot at some paparazzi this weekend. That’s right, the “most beautiful woman in the world,” supermodel Gisele Bundchen and her hunk hubz, NFL star Tom Brady were in Costa Rica this weekend getting re-hitched (the couple initially got married in Feb in Santa Monica) when the shots were fired. Some paps had snapped photos of the wedding but Gizzy and Tom has already granted an exclusive to a Brazilian Mag, so when the paps refused to hand over the pics, the guards “frog marched” on the vehicles and opened fire. No one was harmed, thank gawd, but the windshield of the photographer’s car was shattered by a .38mm shell, ! I know the papz are crazy, but srsly Gisele, bullets?!? I think we all need to back the eff down! WORLD PEACE!

I can’t even believe it… Right smack dab in the middle of the Heartland, the state of Iowa UNANIMOUSLY goes and approves Gay Marriage, becoming the 3rd state in the nation to do so! Iowa has no residency requirements, so anyone can divek out to the Hawkeye State to get hitched. This is so ahmahazing… One drip that’s sure to open the flood gates, I hope! Hey Keith, whatya doin’ this weekend?!? EQUALITY & HAPPINESS FOR ALL!

Check out these shots from the Ronson family’s celebration at the Bar Marmont in LA for sis Charlotte’s I Heart Ronson collection for JC Penney! Wow Charlotte, I remember the days when you used to sell us the iPod hoodie… Times have changed. It was cute seeing Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton reunited (cute dude Parz)… But where’s Lindsay Lohan? SamRo, no LiLo? Guess she’s having too much fun womanizing with Lily Allen!

Well, if you live under a rock or something, maybe you wouldn’t know how totes obsessed I am about Madonna! Whether it’s her new single, cheek implants or ribbon lifts… I’m glued to my girl. Last week she was in Malawi in an effort to adopt her 2nd Malawian child, 3 year old Mercy James. Well, Her Madgesty was DENIED! The court officials wouldn’t let it slide this time that she hadn’t lived in the coundivy continuously for 18-24 months. I don’t know much about adoption procedures, but that seems a bit harsh?

My newest obsession… JJ Abrams’ upcoming Star Trek flick… And it’s hawt dude stars, Chris Pine (as Admiral James T Kirk) and Zachary Quinto (as Spock). Check out the hunksters going for an afternoon jog in Sydney Ausdivalia! The boys are in town for the Sydney premiere of the film at the Sydney Opera House. Oh, those boys are fit to be tied… Up!

Amy Winehouse is back in St. Lucia… And I’m loving it! Whoo, Nelly…

While my son Keith and I were basking in the balmy Key West weather last weekend my other son Kevin was part of a sandbagging operation in Fargo, North Dakota. Keith and I checked in with him every day to make sure he was safe… and dry. Well, he was, although the Red River had become a giant lake, most businesses and schools were closed, and life was anything but normal. See for yourself.

I’ve been stuck at the airport, for what seems like DAYS! But, it has given me some time to shop… On fredflare.com! I’m rolling on 28% battery and, so help me God, I’m makin’ the most of it! I’m totally obsessed with the above outfit, so much so, that I’ve actually photoshopped the pics onto an old pic of myself… I will spare you the visual. You can see, I’ve given you lucky BFF’s a little glimpse at how amazing you can look AND a little how-to, when prepparing for a night out. You NEED a super cute clutch (preferably, one that matches your hawt shoes), a little lip balm with an irresisdiv flavah, some floss (espesh if you’re on a date), a taco key (duh), some breath spray (i don’t think I need to explain that one) and finally, your shades (it could be an all nighter). Top off the look with some vintage inspired earrings and you will seriously look like a KNOCKOUT! The best part? You don’t have to spend a million dollars! Please take my advise and cop this sexy summer get-up… You’ll thank me later… Or you can thank me now!